Their Cheerful Jerk

Their Cheerful Jerk desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Their Cheerful Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

Their Cheerful Jerk desired a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Their Cheerful Jerk found a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Cheerful Jerk desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Jerk had a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. One might find this to be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. A can of Dr Pepper of all things.