The Careful Jerk

The Careful Jerk always kept a cucumber to drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber having that done to it

The Careful Jerk always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Careful Jerk needed a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Jerk often carried a mug that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A mug is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Jerk desired a pint of beer to throw. It would be an unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Careful Jerk searched for a helmet that they would often smash. This could be considered a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item opted for.