Lonely Jerk

Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a helmet to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a spade to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.

Lonely Jerk often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Jerk owned a mug that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Jerk desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to select.