Their Hungry Jerk

Their Hungry Jerk often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.

Their Hungry Jerk had a stapler that they would sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Their Hungry Jerk always carried a ball that they liked to sleep with. It would be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a ball is the item to choose.

Their Hungry Jerk always kept a bat that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.

Their Hungry Jerk looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Hungry Jerk found a spade that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.