The Scary Jerk

The Scary Jerk wanted a teapot that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Scary Jerk desperately craved for a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was spectacular. A computer was the item that was opted for.

The Scary Jerk desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would hug. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Jerk always carried a sponge to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

The Scary Jerk desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Scary Jerk often carried a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player having that done to it