Magical Jerk

Magical Jerk desired a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Magical Jerk always kept a cup that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.

Magical Jerk desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Magical Jerk craved for a teapot that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Magical Jerk always carried a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Magical Jerk desperately wanted a sword that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.