A Lucky Jerk

A Lucky Jerk owned a bat that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

A Lucky Jerk desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often sit and look at. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Lucky Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Jerk looked for a sword that they liked to experiment on. It is a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. A sword would be the item that was chosen.

A Lucky Jerk had a computer that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer was the chosen item.

A Lucky Jerk owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.