The Worrisome Jerk

The Worrisome Jerk owned a spade that they liked to break. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Jerk needed a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Jerk carried a CD player that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Worrisome Jerk desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.