Their Scary Jerk

Their Scary Jerk owned a wig that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

Their Scary Jerk desperately searched for a sponge to worship. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Scary Jerk needed a bag of poop to play with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Their Scary Jerk had a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Their Scary Jerk always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Scary Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.