The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk searched for a pint of cider that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Red Jerk desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp having that done to it

The Red Jerk always had with them a custard pie that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Red Jerk always carried a sword that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

The Red Jerk desperately desired a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Red Jerk searched for a can of Tango that they would share. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.