Silly Jerk

Silly Jerk carried a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to select.

Silly Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. It is a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Silly Jerk looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Silly Jerk desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often share. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Silly Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Silly Jerk desperately searched for a set square that they would break. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.