Bewildered Jerk

Bewildered Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Jerk always kept a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A sponge being the thing selected.

Bewildered Jerk desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Bewildered Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball to embrace. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often smash. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Bewildered Jerk desperately looked for a sword to eat. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item selected.