Hungry Jerk

Hungry Jerk often carried a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It would be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Hungry Jerk needed a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to select.

Hungry Jerk searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. It is a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Hungry Jerk needed a cheese grater that they would put on his head. This could be considered a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Hungry Jerk craved for a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Hungry Jerk always had with them a bag of poop to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was epic. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.