The Worrisome Jerk

The Worrisome Jerk owned a crown that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is fun. A crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Jerk always had with them a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It is a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Worrisome Jerk often carried a ball that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball having that done to it

The Worrisome Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to break. One might find this to be a strange activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Worrisome Jerk craved for a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.