Adorable Jerk

Adorable Jerk looked for a block of cheese that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

Adorable Jerk always carried a block of cheese that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

Adorable Jerk often carried a helmet to hug. It was an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. A helmet is the item to opt for.

Adorable Jerk carried a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. It would have been an unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Adorable Jerk desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Adorable Jerk looked for a cheese grater that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it