The Green Jerk

The Green Jerk owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Green Jerk desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Green Jerk always carried a melon that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Green Jerk owned a custard pie to play with. It is considered to be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Green Jerk had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Green Jerk always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. It should be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.