My Foolish Jerk

My Foolish Jerk desperately wanted a melon that they would worship. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Jerk always had with them a toilet brush to eat. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

My Foolish Jerk desperately searched for a tomato that they would sit and look at. It would be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A tomato of all things.

My Foolish Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

My Foolish Jerk often carried a tomato that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Jerk desperately searched for a set of lego that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.