The Tired Jerk

The Tired Jerk desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Jerk always kept a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Jerk wanted a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Tired Jerk had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Jerk desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge having that done to it