The Curious Jerk

The Curious Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Curious Jerk owned a computer to put on his head. It is an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Curious Jerk always kept a crown to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A crown having that done to it

The Curious Jerk desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Curious Jerk wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Curious Jerk needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.