My Exceptional Jerk

My Exceptional Jerk desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

My Exceptional Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Jerk found a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Jerk always kept a cheese grater that they would often share. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Exceptional Jerk found a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the chosen thing.