His Fat Jerk

His Fat Jerk found a pint of beer that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Jerk owned a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Jerk always had with them a spade that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Jerk desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

His Fat Jerk had a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a set square being the chosen item.

His Fat Jerk always kept a bottle of wine that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.