My Worrisome Jerk

My Worrisome Jerk carried a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sit and look at. This could be considered an original exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Worrisome Jerk looked for a set square that they liked to break. It should have been a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to select.

My Worrisome Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes worship. It would be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a set of lego to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Jerk found a sword to embrace. This seems to be a different exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.