My Adorable Jerk

My Adorable Jerk owned a computer that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was selected.

My Adorable Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Adorable Jerk carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. It is a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

My Adorable Jerk looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

My Adorable Jerk desperately looked for a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.