Special Jerk

Special Jerk wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a funny action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Special Jerk desperately searched for a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was selected.

Special Jerk always had with them a magic 8 ball to try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Special Jerk desperately searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Special Jerk desperately desired a cucumber that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Special Jerk had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.