The Angry Jerk

The Angry Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often embrace. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Angry Jerk desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Jerk craved for a stapler that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler having that done to it

The Angry Jerk looked for a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk always carried a tomato to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was entertaining. A stretchman of all things.