The Brainy Jerk

The Brainy Jerk desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Jerk often carried a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a rubber chicken to put on his head. It is a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Jerk always carried a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Jerk looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Jerk searched for a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. This is certainly an unusual thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.