The Square Jerk

The Square Jerk desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often worship. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Jerk always carried a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Jerk needed a bat that they would rub on his belly. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Jerk desperately looked for a radiator that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Square Jerk always had with them a can of coke that they would often embrace. This seems an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Square Jerk craved for a helmet that they would often share. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.