The Hungry Jerk

The Hungry Jerk craved for a cheese grater to smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Hungry Jerk always kept a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Hungry Jerk desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to drop. One might find this to be a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Hungry Jerk always kept a ball that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a new proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Jerk always kept a sponge that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Jerk desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.