My Adventurous Jerk

My Adventurous Jerk needed a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Jerk carried a spade that they sometimes throw. It would have been a new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was simply life. A spade is the item that was chosen.

My Adventurous Jerk searched for a cup to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

My Adventurous Jerk searched for a computer that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was selected.

My Adventurous Jerk carried a radiator that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Adventurous Jerk desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.