His Unusual Jerk

His Unusual Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

His Unusual Jerk desperately searched for a pen to throw. This might appear to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.

His Unusual Jerk desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often play with. This seems a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

His Unusual Jerk searched for a radiator that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A radiator is the thing to choose.

His Unusual Jerk searched for a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a wig being the thing selected.

His Unusual Jerk desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.