Bewildered Jerk

Bewildered Jerk searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Jerk desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.

Bewildered Jerk always kept a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Jerk desperately looked for a melon that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

Bewildered Jerk needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. It would have been a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

Bewildered Jerk often carried a tomato that they sometimes worship. It should have been a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.