A Yellow Jerk

A Yellow Jerk had a pen to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A pen being the item opted for.

A Yellow Jerk desperately desired a radiator that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

A Yellow Jerk always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

A Yellow Jerk desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

A Yellow Jerk often carried a bottle of coke to break. It would be an exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

A Yellow Jerk carried a can of coke to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.