The Red Jerk

The Red Jerk looked for a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato of all things.

The Red Jerk desperately desired a teapot that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Jerk owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It might be a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Red Jerk often carried a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Jerk often carried a Harry Potter wand to put on his head. It was an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Red Jerk always kept a little monkey that they liked to experiment on. It was an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.