A Gentle Jerk

A Gentle Jerk always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Gentle Jerk had a tomato that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A tomato was the chosen item.

A Gentle Jerk always carried a set square that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was sublime. A set square is the item that was chosen.

A Gentle Jerk had a pint of beer that they would break. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.