The Naughty Jerk

The Naughty Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Naughty Jerk searched for a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Jerk searched for a melon that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Jerk desperately desired a stapler to play with. It should have been a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Jerk always had with them a CD player to eat. This could be considered a curious operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a CD player being the item selected.

The Naughty Jerk desired a cup that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup having that done to it