Their Worrisome Jerk

Their Worrisome Jerk desired a stretchman that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Their Worrisome Jerk searched for a mug that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Worrisome Jerk wanted a cucumber to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Their Worrisome Jerk desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Worrisome Jerk looked for a bat that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an original activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

Their Worrisome Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. It is a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.