Her Little Jerk

Her Little Jerk wanted a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Little Jerk desperately needed a CD player that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to select.

Her Little Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball to put on his head. It is a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Little Jerk desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would often throw. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Her Little Jerk desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

Her Little Jerk often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to opt for.