The Exciting Jerk

The Exciting Jerk desperately needed a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Jerk found a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk needed a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Exciting Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Exciting Jerk always carried a CD player to sit and look at. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.