His Eccentric Jerk

His Eccentric Jerk carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Jerk owned a custard pie that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

His Eccentric Jerk desperately desired a computer that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Jerk found a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Jerk always carried a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Jerk searched for a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.