His Ugly Jerk

His Ugly Jerk always carried a Harry Potter wand to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Jerk owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Jerk carried a bag of poop that they would often demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop is the item to choose.

His Ugly Jerk desired a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Jerk desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often smash. This seems to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Jerk looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It should be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.