The Nervous Jerk

The Nervous Jerk looked for a toilet brush that they would cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Jerk found a wig that they would often smash. This seems an astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Jerk needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Jerk desperately looked for a teapot to cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Jerk craved for a can of Tango to share. This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.