The Crazy Jerk

The Crazy Jerk had a painting of a melon that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Jerk desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Crazy Jerk desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Jerk desired a stretchman that they sometimes share. It was a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Jerk always carried a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Jerk found a big sponge to cuddle. It was a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A big sponge is the thing to opt for.