Her Famous Jerk

Her Famous Jerk always kept a toilet brush that they would cuddle. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Famous Jerk owned a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Her Famous Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a curious idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Her Famous Jerk desperately searched for a mug to hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Her Famous Jerk desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Her Famous Jerk carried a bottle of coke that they would often worship. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.