Her Cheerful Jerk

Her Cheerful Jerk wanted a rubber johnny to play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Jerk looked for a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

Her Cheerful Jerk found a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Jerk carried a CD player that they liked to cuddle. It should have been an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Cheerful Jerk had a bat that they sometimes annihilate It is a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Jerk found a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a strange activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.