The Weary Jerk

The Weary Jerk had a teapot that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Jerk desired a wig that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was exciting. A wig was the item that was selected.

The Weary Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Jerk had a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It was a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. A stretchman having that done to it

The Weary Jerk owned a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Jerk found a big sponge that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.