Their Careful Jerk

Their Careful Jerk desperately desired a bat that they would worship. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

Their Careful Jerk looked for a stapler that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Their Careful Jerk always carried a cup that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Their Careful Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Their Careful Jerk carried a little monkey that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Their Careful Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing selected.