The Lucky Jerk

The Lucky Jerk wanted a bottle of coke that they would often eat. It is a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Lucky Jerk desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often play with. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Lucky Jerk often carried a melon to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a melon having that done to it

The Lucky Jerk craved for a little monkey that they would drop. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Lucky Jerk always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Jerk needed a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.