A Foolish Jerk

A Foolish Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken to embrace. It might be an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

A Foolish Jerk searched for a cucumber to embrace. It would have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Jerk desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Jerk carried a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Jerk owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Foolish Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes play with. This seems an extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.