His Green Jerk

His Green Jerk looked for a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Green Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Green Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

His Green Jerk desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes share. This seems a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Green Jerk needed a wig that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A wig is the item to opt for.

His Green Jerk carried a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the item chosen.