My Grumpy Jerk

My Grumpy Jerk searched for a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Jerk desperately desired a stapler that they would often play with. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be miraculous. A stapler was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Jerk often carried a teapot that they liked to hug. It should have been an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Jerk desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

My Grumpy Jerk found a sack of potatoes that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Jerk often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was stunning. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.